Never Too Young for Wrinkles

Durable versatility doesn't just refer to Ford trucks anymore. Designers all across the board are making the oxford shirt even cooler than before. Many, from labels like J. Crew, Ralph Lauren, and Oliver Spencer have introduced a wash-and-wear oxford that looks just as good wrinkled under your favorite sweater as it does with a silk knit tie. The fabric is extremely durable and incredibly comfortable, and is a worthy investment any time of year. Hell, if they're on sale, buy two.


Recommendations:
Do: Try Algerian cuisine. Icosium Kafe in Lincoln Park is a delicious and all too affordable option.
Read: All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren. An overlooked classic by the Poet Laureate.
Go to: Chicagosgotstyle.com and peruse.

Lights Out, Chicago

Jet engines rattle the air over the Kennedy like trains 

in the sky, descending upon the humming fortress of 

O’Hare. The moan of a crawling locomotive, chug-chugging

 through the heart of Pilsen where the twang of a mariachi band 
floats out of bottom-shelf watering holes. Streets throb

 with the quiet of the Gold Coast, swing music whispers 

from a candlelight wine bar to walkers clacking in patent

 leather oxfords. Walls of glass high-rise make the Loop

howl like a wind tunnel. Taxis lay on their horns and squeal

 through red lights where cable cars used to chime. A green

 line train rolls above Lake Street like thunder, reverberating

 through cast iron for miles, rumbling towards the West Side.

 Silence settles around Wrigley Field like a fever. Exhausted

 taps in every pub drip dry and the black waves of 

Lake Michigan thump against concrete shores. Even while a city sleeps, it snores.

 Original poem © K.M. Montgomery

This Side of (Manufactured) Paradise

When I die, I hope I come back as a dog. Specifically, the white Pomeranian with a bow-tie collar cruising down the sidewalk with its owner, on a golf-cart (which has the body kit of a custom 76 Cadillac Eldorado), and taking in the cool California morning air. My Aunt Jan, who flew me out from Chicago to attend the International Film Festival, smiles into the sun and then leans back into her lawn chair by the clubhouse pool and says "This is like being on vacation on everyday."

Welcome to Palm Springs, California. Sitting in the Coachella Valley next to the San Andreas Fault, Palm Springs is bustling with retirees not just from America, but from all over the world who have come to bask in the California sun, play eighteen holes of golf on one of the infinite number of plush green courses, and just, well, retire. Palm Springs is so centered around retirement, in fact, that many of its subdivisions, like the one my aunt lives in, are exclusive to people 55 years and over. (My aunt is only 54, and had to fly my grandmother, 78, out here to sign the lease) And many of them are built around private golf courses, and have clubhouses and pools available to their residents. And I have to say, living here would be like being on vacation everyday. But there is something I noticed about Palm Springs while I was flying in: Despite the greenery everywhere, this town is sitting in the desert. Leave the city limits, and the scenery becomes sparse vegetation, lots and lots of sand and dry rugged mountain ranges. If you ask me, the name is pretty deceiving; Palm Springs. It conjures up images of green leafy foliage and crystal clear babbling brooks. But the palm trees, yep, they've been transplanted from somewhere else. And the closest thing to any kind of spring is the season just before summertime, which is supposedly quite nice. So why manufacture such an expanse of faux paradise? Because the weather is so damn beautiful, year round. 

It's 10:00 a.m. and we're standing in line for the Norwegian film "North." The morning clouds are burning off, the breeze is light, it's about 70 degrees. Perfect weather for me, I came out of the Chicago winter. But many have brought out the winter coats and fur-lined boots.
      It's my first full day in Palm Springs, and as the droves of people show up to wait in line, I look around and can't shake the feeling I'm waiting in line for goulash at the nursing home cafeteria. Everybody (and I mean everybody) is at least sixty. Many are pushing seventy, and there several couples sure to be in their eighties. For the first time in my movie-going experience, I feel completely out of my element. Tracksuits and sweatsuits seem to be a popular choice of wardrobe among the men, maybe to suggest they still have trace amounts of athleticism. Men talk about improving their handicap on the golf course, women talk about their new interior decorators, a great new cocktail lounge. The film doesn't start for an hour and a half, but seats at the Film Festival, if you're not a pass-holder, are first come, first serve and most of these people don't have anything to do. They're retired, remember? Nearly an hour before the film even starts seating, and the line stretches around the side of the theatre, down the block, and wraps around the back side of the theatre again. 

We manage to get pretty good seats (for what turned out to be a great dead-pan comedy) and as the crowd funnels out of the theatre, the older persons smell my young blood. "Oh my, a young man!" a small elderly lady says in the same way people in Chicago awe over a Navy Pier fireworks display or a meteor shower. Heads turn, whispers start and ripple out across the crowd. I feel like a spotted celebrity on Sunset Boulevard being ogled as I walk. As we weave through the mass of elderly, my aunt sees a familiar face. "Marney!" she says. "Hey! Marney!" Marney is a short woman of ample stature, cosmetically red hair, small eyes, and what I imagine has to be botox injected at the corners of her mouth and around her eyes (though I've never seen it on a real live person.) She looks strangely Native American; though in a city of millionaires, I never can tell. There seems to be a uniform desire to be anything but what you are. My aunt introduces me as a Chicago writer, to which Marney quickly responds by informing me she is a writer as well, a prolific writer, and an artist, and a blogger, and a lot of other things, which she explains to me in full detail. She is living with her mother, she says, until one of those careers pans out. At last, I think as we part ways, another squatter in Palm Springs. 


So after an early film the next day, my aunt (whom I should probably mention is a dental hygienist with a rather affluent cliental) takes me to her good friend Ray's home. Ray is an Italian-American from Boston who lives alone since his wife passed last year. He opens the door dressed in a dark blue sweatsuit, a slouched posture, he's only about 5 foot 7. Stereotypical Italian features; round face, big nose, freshly shaved beard grown a little since this morning. The first thing I notice when we walk into his foyer is that his walls are covered in paintings, all very good but still obviously amateur, and there is a serious surplus of space. Just empty space. White tile, beige carpet, no furniture other than a couch and coffee table. No nicknacks, no decor. It evokes an indescribable sense of loneliness and abandonment. But Ray is as happy as ever to see company at his door. He pulls us some espresso from a machine that surely goes for at least ten thousand and takes a seat with me in his living room while my aunt goes looking for his cats. Ray tells me about the paintings; many he's painted since he's picked up the hobby when his wife passed last year of cancer, and even more he bought from others who have done the same, for the same reason; loss. He says it's the best form of therapy for people out here. "Avatar!" he exclaims, randomly. "Have you seen Avatar? What a movie that was! I tell you, Kody," he says shaking his head disbelievingly. He sips his espresso and looks around at his paintings. "Your generation is completely transforming movies. I mean, just, taking them to whole new levels." 
     I ask Ray what inspires him to paint. The paintings done by him are almost always focused around a woman. He looks at me and gives me an answer I guess I always saw coming. "My wife," he says. "She was a great woman."

My time in Palm Springs was about halfway through when I started to ask myself a serious question. I was trekking with my aunt through a zoo built into the natural landscape, about the only thing I’d seen that was natural (apart from the organic food stores) in Palm Springs, and I thought, “What is this place? Who the hell are these people living here?” My ideas about retirement began to run through my head, what I’d always imagined it to be. You know how women, from the time they’re just little girls, start to imagine their wedding? Well, that’s how I am, only with retirement. I imagine, in my intensely naïve and inexperienced mind, that retirement will be a time to do some of the things I never got a chance to do. To indulge in some of life’s smaller pleasures. Maybe to go deep-sea fishing, ride in a hot air balloon, take some culinary classes, learn another language and apply with a trip to a country that speaks said language. I don’t know what my list will be in forty years, but I’m sure it will contain something interesting, something small but gratifying. But when I see retirees moving in droves to exclusive subdivisions that tune out all the varieties of distractions and pleasures that gave life its spice, I feel like I’m overlooking an important element of retirement. Does living life for too long just make you want to disappear? And if it does, would you go to, say, a faux paradise?

            What part of moving to a place like this is not giving up and throwing in the towel? I understand (No, I don’t, really. But I can imagine) that life is exhausting, and after you’ve put in your sixty plus years you just want to relax and retire. Play golf, join a wine club, pick up knitting, or painting, or baking. But doing something as bold as moving into a dubbed “retirement community” is simply starting that countdown timer. You’ve tipped your hat to death, stepped forth, and asked for a few more good years. And you’re going to hope and pray he obliges. Am I the only one that doesn’t want to slowly be lowered into his coffin, arms crossed on his chest, but would rather come sliding in at the last minute right after my last check just bounced? Republicans everywhere would probably think I’m crazy. But you know how us twenty-somethings can be. I am made of blue sky and hard rock, and I will live this way forever!*

The week is over, the films were great. Really great. So was the weather.

            My ride to the airport is a woman named Dori, a seventy-something former world-traveler (who never really grasped the essence of traveling; she detested the countries that were culturally different than America AKA all of them). She has since stopped traveling since she came to Palm Springs. She drops me off, and I grab the latest copy of the New Yorker and board my plane in good time. The inbound flight to Palm Springs was overbooked, and this flight is relatively empty. I guess most people don’t leave Palm Springs. As the plane takes off, I stare into the vast expanse of desert that surrounds the city. And then, as the plane banks to the North, I stare down the wing at one last glimpse of paradise. 

*lyrics by Pavement

Drinking Liquor for Schoolboys

First posted by Men's Journal, Dec. 2009 issue. Written by Wayne Curtis


"Right Now: Go to your liquor cabinet and select one bottle- a darker spirit, like a bourbon or an aged rum.  Pour a couple of fingers into a rocks glass. Add one ice cube. Sip.
     What do you taste? Think back to when you first watched football as a kid. You saw a mass of large men running crazily into one another. Then you gradually came to understand how each of those men had a very specific role, and how well they worked together determined the teams success.  So it is with spirits. In bourbon you're tasting corn, a bit of the barrel, charred wood. You're also tasting the passage of time. Listen to what it tells you. 
     Now you can think about mixing in something else. Good cocktails are built upon the essence of the spirit, respectfully adding other elements (bitters, fruit, mixers) that accent rather than hide. There's name for those who think the purpose of a cocktail is to mask the taste of liquor: schoolboys.
     A real cocktail- the sort that men drink- embraces the whole spirit. Now go make one."




Read more in the December issue of Men's Journal.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD

For years, I’ve held out against the siege of the digital world. And I have to say, it was a good fight. Even though I’m only 21, a tech baby that grew up with the rise of the digital computer in the age of instant information, I was the last of my group of friends to start a Facebook account. I haven’t changed my AIM or my password for ANYTHING since the eighth grade. And the only reason I had a Xanga (REMEMBER THOSE?!) was to look at other people’s Xangas. And after about a month, I found it all terribly boring. In a way, I’m old school in my belief in the tangible. The digital world, with it’s right-click publishing (of whatever you want to publish) and it’s neon lighted screen splashing across my face, just felt so trite and disconnected from the real world, the tangible world of magazines, books and newspapers.

            It’d be wrong if I continued without admitting some hypocrisy, though. I do love the internet. I catch all my favorite television on Hulu, I’m a sucker for a good YouTube video, and I’ve spent weekends with my roommate Matt on funnyordie.com. Weekends. But I start to freak out when I imagine that my private library, something that has taken me years to obtain its volume and diversity, can be replaced, or contained, rather, within the plastic confines of the Kindle. Or that old friends want to carry-on “catch up” conversations via text message instead of dropping by an Intelligentsia for forty-five minutes over some hand-pulled espresso. It might sound old school in thought, but lest we forget the novelty of human interaction. Face to face, heart to heart. But we as a generation have created a digital step in the get-to-know-you process that comes just before the exchanging of phone numbers (for texting, not calling, of course), and it sounds like this: “Yea, I’ll find you on Facebook.”

            Which brings me to the reason I decided to start this blog after much encouragement from friends and girlfriend (mostly girlfriend). In doing my own perusing of close friend’s blogs and realizing they are no longer Xangas filled with inarticulate, self-absorbed, and often pretentiously overloaded musings of peers, I gave up the good fight, and decided to create on something far less tangible than my beloved books and magazines. I decided on a blog that would showcase my opinions, views, opinions and talents as a writer and actively learning student of life in the city. Whether it be a blurb on style, an excerpt of fiction, or a rant on politics, I’ll try my best to post it on here.

             Consider this a standing invitation for any reader to follow, debate, comment on how boring you find me. Interaction is the only thing likely to keep me blogging.

And when you finish reading this, take your hand and touch your computer screen and see how it feels, because that’s as close as you will get to the tangibility of the blog.

K. M. Montgomery

Recommendations:

See: Up In The Air

Do: Become a fan of Arsenal F.C.